So I was basking in the warmth of my messages when I noticed that there is another annoying sub-species of marketing aptly called Hot Topic. I was going to give it the usual 3 second lifespan when I noticed it said my alias and became mildly curious. And as I was giving it more attention than these things should ever get I saw those ridiculous words in bold. Super Deviant.

At first I was amused, I thought to myself "Ah that must be the next evolution of platinum membership, where you pay the site to have a shiny name" or some stupid step up from that 5 star wankery called critiques. So it got a click and I was looking around the page avoiding the smoldering urine pool of comments below and I couldn't find it. I perused some of their menus and found no trace, I looked at the apathetic hipster models and none of their school marker tattoos said anything! I even used the search engine for Christ’s sake and STILL the super deviant remained a mystery.

Was it allegory I’m supposed to decipher? Is it a shadowy group that manipulates the fetishists and fan-shipers from the unthinkable reaches of the human soul? Was it just some stupid word a moderator threw together? If anyone knows of this creature please tell where to find it so I can get that fucker to stop sending me their spam.